The Kinky Kings December 12, 2010
Posted by Dev in Musings.Tags: fiction, just for fun
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The Kinky Kings
a slightly risque photo essay by Dev
We haven’t done much in the way of Christmas decorating here in the Devoted Lover household–too busy testing Humblers and so on–but the three Kings have made an appearance on our dining room table.
We three Kings of Orient are
Bearing gifts we traverse afar
Field and fountain, moor and mountain
Following yonder star.
They looked so innocent while they were just walking along, but I could tell, the minute they stopped to take a break, they were eyeing each other…
The King in green, who turned out to be Melchior, had a particularly devilish gleam in his eye. The minute my back was turned, he made a beeline for the black bearded one. “Got a kiss for daddy?” he purred.
The little guy was shocked–SHOCKED!–at what his two compatriots were up to and discreetly turned away. But when he heard robes rustling and positions shifting, curiosity got the better of him.
His eyes widened like saucers. “What are you…what are you…?” he stammered, hardly believing what he saw.
The black-bearded King pulled himself off the green guy’s cock for a second, and glared at the little guy. “Take a picture, it’ll last longer,” he snapped. “Melchior and I aren’t putting on a show for you. Either join in the fun or go sit under that burning bush over there.”
“Yeah,” said Melchior. “Two kings are good, but three are better.”
The little guy didn’t need to be asked twice.
And thus the Kinky Kings were born…
:eye roll:
Dev, Dev, Dev. Junior high was so long ago, wasn’t it?
Says the man who takes pictures of chicken soup mix in the grocery store…LOL
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A most worthy champion! Excellent Limerick. Dare I say the contest was a most entertaining idea.
Congrats to Wilson!
That made me giggle. Not laugh, giggle.
Giggling is good… 🙂
Congrats to Wilson.
Thanks Dev the fun of trying. I had a blast with it.
L&N
Awful quiet out there in Dev&Ab land… well, except for the kings. What DID you have for breakfast that day? LOL…
I am out straight with work (the real kind) and it is interfering with my blog writing! Ack! I have ideas and topics, not just a free minute to write them down. Maybe this evening…
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