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Contest: Win a Humbler! December 7, 2010

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Slimline Humbler--the Prize!

Our testing is done here at the Devoted Lover Research Labs and we have come up with the final version of the Slimline Humbler. Custom crafted in Maine, it’s made of mahogany, 11 ½” long and 1″ wide. Lightweight—just 4 ounces with a bolt and thumbscrew at each end. It is very discreet. Maybe it’s not as big as some of the other Humblers for sale out there, but let me assure you, it does the job it is designed to do. 😉

After we finished testing prototype version 5, Ab went off to the factory and manufactured a limited number of the custom crafted Slimline Humblers. I gave a few to close friends and kept one out for a giveaway. Yes, you may be the lucky reader who has a chance to win this limited edition (only six were made) kinky sex toy.

Entering the contest is simple: write a limerick about Humblers, or chastity in general, and post it in the comments. You know limericks, those funny little five line poems. Here’s an example, written by Yours Truly.

There once was a Humbler from Maine
Its use was simply profane
On the balls it would screw
And give such a view
For administering a big dose of pain!

Limericks may be posted until 6 am EST on Saturday, December 11, 2010. Using a completely unscientific process, Ab and I will select a winner from our favorite limericks and make the announcement sometime on Saturday. Since I want to encourage creativity, please feel free to post more than one limerick, but please post as separate comments.

Okay, boys and girls and lurkers—here’s your chance to let your kinky, poetic minds have full rein and maybe win a prize. I look forward to reading your contest entries. Good luck!